Alan Wiebe

E03: The Past of Future's Present, "Deep Space 69" Content Rating: PG-14 In the silence of space – no one can hear Jimothy fart, or listen to him complain about his life. Jimothy Dyck, captain of the starship Explorer, is hopelessly lost in space, and kind of missing home. Jimothy careened inexorably through spacetime at faster than light speed, completely bored of his existence.   “Was it the day that passed so quickly that another year has come and gone?” Jimothy moaned.   A half-eaten...

S02E01: News from Planet Colonia - The Shunning-Ing Continues, "You Wouldn't Download a Baby!" Content Rating: PG Stardate (SD): SD.3088.02.15   It’s been soo very hot the past two weeks. They say this is the hottest summer ever recorded on Planet Colonia since we started collecting data – 3 weeks ago. We have climate change here, too, but it depends on who controls the thermostat.   Terraforming is going strong. We hope to have breathable air in one or two generations.   We are currently...

E02: The Past of Future's Present, "Maximum Fart Speed" Content Rating: PG-14 Jimothy Dyck, captain of the starship Explorer, inadvertently breaks spacetime.   Jimothy regretted eating Taco Bell right before leaving for his final mission in space. He didn’t feel so good.   “Time is not linear.” Jimothy groaned. “Sometimes we can feel the ripples ahead of us.”   Jimothy’s stomach churned as he set the Explorer’s thrusters to maximum fart speed .   “Commencing countdown. Engines on.”   “Three…...