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Saxophone Blues: Night Heat Description: Sam, an aging rock star, performs the most sensual, back arching, toe-curling saxophone solo on Sunset Strip. “Night Heat” is an adaptation of “The Pilot” episode of Saxophone Blues, the “Television Show” for books. Content Rating: PG-14 It’s night-night time in Los Angeles. I can see the heat steaming off Hollywood Freeway. The city is plunged in a heat wave. The temperature soars higher and higher, but the heat of Los Angeles only co

Jimothy Dyck vs. A Piece of Paper Jimothy Dyck vs. A Piece of Paper is a D&D-style collaborative writing game. Rules of Engagement Attack length: ~50 words per turn Winning condition: A six-sided die (D6) determines the winner. The battle resets after a fatal strike Mode: Solo Characters: Player 1 writes attacks for Jimothy and the piece of paper Reference: Read “Rules of Engagement” Scene Setup Jimothy Dyck was writing song lyrics for his band. “Burn, baby, bur

Jimothy Dyck vs. Killer Robot Jimothy Dyck vs. Killer Robot is a D&D-style collaborative writing game. Rules of Engagement Attack length: 50-100 words per turn Winning condition: A six-sided die (D6) determines the winner. The battle resets after a fatal strike Mode: Solo Characters: Player 1 writes attacks for Jimothy and the killer robot Reference: Read “Rules of Engagement” Scene Setup Jimothy Dyck just wanted a snack before third period, but the vending machine ate all

Jimothy Dyck vs. Giant Jimothy Dyck vs. Giant is a D&D-style collaborative writing game. Rules of Engagement Attack length: 50–100 words per turn Winning condition: A six-sided die (D6) determines the winner. The battle resets after a fatal strike Mode: Solo Characters: Player 1 writes attacks for Jimothy and the giant Reference: Read “Rules of Engagement” Scene Setup Jimothy Dyck was having the most boring day at school. His weird brain daydreamed of anywhere but here. Jus

E09: Zombie Office Series - "The Day the Zombies Came - Part 2: Memento Mori" Content Rating: PG-14 Behold. A pale horse. He that sat upon it was the Son of Man – and death followed with Him. I, Jimothy Dyck, bore witness to the Second Coming. Thy kingdom came in this year of our Lord. My wife, Maria, got caught up in the rapture. I was left behind. Maybe if I wasn’t such a bastard – I’d be better off. But now I’m barricaded in the office. Along with all the

STEINBACH, MANITOBA – Independent writer Alan Wiebe announced the upcoming release of “Memento Mori,” the ninth episode of his Zombie Office series, to be released this summer 2026. Jimothy Dyck is left behind after his wife vanishes during the apocalypse. Now Jimothy faces something much worse – the entire office is besieged by zombies. “It’s basically a survival story based on real life, except with zombies,” said Wiebe. “Memento Mori” is a workplace comedy of horror-

E08: Zombie Office Series - "The Day the Zombies Came - Part 1: Ascension Day" STEINBACH, MANITOBA – Independent writer Alan Wiebe announced the release of “Ascension Day,” the eighth episode of his Zombie Office series. Jimothy Dyck is left behind after his wife vanishes during the apocalypse. As the world descends into chaos – it’s business as usual. “I wanted to write the most bare-boned zombie episode,” said Wiebe. “‘Ascension Day’ is an experiment in brevity. It invi

E08: Zombie Office Series - "The Day the Zombies Came - Part 1: Ascension Day" Content Rating: PG-14 Jimothy Dyck’s wife got caught up in the rapture – vanished dry. It happened on a Tuesday. They were making breakfast. Jimothy squirted ketchup all over his scrambled eggs. “That’s disgusting.” Maria rolled her eyes. Then – poof – she was gone. “Maria?” Jimothy blinked. He looked down. Her clothes lay crumpled on the kitchen floor. “Mmm…” Jimothy moa

Finished the screenplay for my Jimothy Dyck and the Midnight Freight Train movie. This screenplay is adapted from the original four-part series I wrote, reimagined for a modern-day setting so it will be more practical to film. I’m really excited to bring Jimothy Dyck and the Midnight Freight Train to a television screen near you – in 4K resolution! Filming for Jimothy Dyck and the Midnight Freight Train starts in June. Stay tuned for more information… Jimothy Dyck and t

Jimothy Dyck and the Midnight Freight Train is coming soon to a television screen near you. Steinbach, Manitoba Canada – Independent writer Alan Wiebe announced the upcoming release of his new film Jimothy Dyck and the Midnight Freight Train to be released in Fall 2026. Jimothy Dyck and the Midnight Freight Train is a four-part comedic fiction series, starring Jimothy Dyck – a somewhat misguided dreamer who’s heading west to make it big. His plan – hop a freight train out o

Jimothy Dyck and the Midnight Freight Train E01: Jimothy Dyck and Midnight Freight Train E02: Jimothy Dyck's Bush E03: Jimothy Dyck's Doughnuts E04: Rail 'n' Jail and the Catch-Out Kid Zombie Office Series E01: Zombie Office (Part 1) E02: Zombie Office (Part 2) E03: Jennica E04: Wakey-Wakey, Los Angeles! E05: Road Rage E06: The Silencer (Part 1) E07: The Silencer (Part 2) E08: Ascension Day (Part 1) E09: Memento Mori (Part 2) E10: Season Finale - COMING SOON The Werewolf Batt

By Alan Wiebe Edited by Jesse Waters-Wolfe E01: Zombie Office Series, "Zombie Office (Part 1)" Content Rating: PG-14 Jimothy Dyck was working overtime – again. This time he was covering for Jerry, who hadn’t been seen since Monday. The birthday card for Linda he had left on Jerry’s desk was still lying there, unsigned. “Where the hell is Jerry?” Jimothy complained to his boss, Cheryl. “He still owes me five dollars for Linda’s gift.” “He never called in,” she said. Cheryl did

E07: Zombie Office Series, "The Silencer (Part 2)" Content Rating: 18+ High, Los Angeles, I take a little hitty-hit of my weed pen. It’s 9-5 somewhere. They call me The Silencer – because I write the deadliest hit-pieces in L.A. If only I could hit a deadline. God, I hate Wednesdays. I like to ease into the office on Monday. Call it a day Thursday. Ease into the weekend. You know what I’m saying… But nooo – not this week. I’m working overtime because Jerry got h

E06: Zombie Office Series, "The Silencer (Part 1)" Content Rating: 18+ Los Angeles – this city… Something rotten was going down – and I could smell it! Every crumbum writer in Hollywood had it out for Ms. Purronica Miau, the queen of prime-time television. Purronica’s hit television series, Mystery Cat, starring Bexley Zarakaiza as Detective Rachel “Purronica” Miau, and her crime-solving cat, Kitty Holmes, played by @hernameismswhiskers, was the envy of every studio in Ti

E05: Zombie Office Series, "Road Rage" Content Rating: 18+ Jimothy Dyck was in the middle of a monologue when he was rudely interrupted. “Do you ever feel like you’re being gaslit every waking minute of every single day? Obviously… NOT!” “I recently found out my coping mechanisms aren’t working. Turns out casual alcoholism isn’t a thing.” “The property management company is jacking up my rent. I cried in the shower for half an hour–” Jimothy pushed up his dark-rim

Jimothy Dyck vs. Werewolf Jimothy Dyck vs. Werewolf is a D&D-style collaborative writing game. Rules of Engagement Attack length: 50–100 words per turn or a two-minute writing prompt. Winning condition: A six-sided die (D6) determines the winner. The battle resets after a fatal strike. Characters: Writers may submit attacks for Jimothy or the werewolf Reference: Read “Rules of Engagement.” Scene Setup Jimothy Dyck is a high school student. He cuts through Banger Hall on his w

The Werewolf Battle: A D&D-Style Collaborative Writing Game The Werewolf Battle is a collaborative creative writing framework that combines turn-based storytelling, chance operations, and escalating constraints to generate narrative momentum. The game operates as a method of speculative fiction that engages writers in conflict, risk, and improvisation by treating formal limitations as a catalyst for creative innovation. The game is designed for classrooms, writers’ groups, in

Sean Knight from the YouTube TV show Reviews with Sean received a fan letter from his friend Jimothy Dyck. "Can you review my Poopy-Pants ?" Jimothy asked. Jimothy Dyck's Poopy-Pants are pre-pooped underwear. Each pair of pre-pooped Poopy-Pants comes with a unique, hand-painted artwork applied to the inside crotch area. “It’s absurd… and I love it,” Knight said. “You got me, Jimothy!” “These 100% cotton, men’s medium, tag-free white briefs are brand new, unworn, machine-was

"Thankfully they're not scratch and sniff!" Sean Knight, Reviews with Sean Jimothy Dyck’s Poopy-Pants are pre-pooped underwear. Each pair of pre-pooped Poopy-Pants comes with a unique, hand-painted artwork applied to the inside crotch area. These 100% cotton, men’s medium, tag-free, white briefs are brand new, unworn, machine-washable, and pre-pooped for your convenience. NO BIOLOGICAL MATERIAL PAINTED ARTWORK ONLY Poppy-Pants, pre-pooped underwear - because everybody poops

The adult entertainment parody “Forrest Hump” by Alan Wiebe is featured in Bare Back Magazine , a premier erotic fiction publication. “This steamy story if filled with saucy sass that is sure to give you the tingles,” said Wiebe. “Thank you to Bare Back Magazine for featuring ‘Forrest Hump’ in the July 2025 issue.” "Forrest Hump" is an adult entertainment parody about a dim-witted man, named Forrest Hump, who bangs his way through the awkward moments of life while inadvertent