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Sean Knight from the YouTube TV show Reviews with Sean received a fan letter from his friend Jimothy Dyck. "Can you review my Poopy-Pants ?" Jimothy asked. Jimothy Dyck's Poopy-Pants are pre-pooped underwear. Each pair of pre-pooped Poopy-Pants comes with a unique, hand-painted artwork applied to the inside crotch area. “It’s absurd… and I love it,” Knight said. “You got me, Jimothy!” “These 100% cotton, men’s medium, tag-free white briefs are brand new, unworn, machine-was

Wakey-wakey, Los Angeles! Jimothy Dyck's morning starts bright and early with his favourite radio morning show hosts on K.L.I.T. 107 FM. Join Jimothy as he prepares for his horrifying commute to the office.   Zombie Office Series  – Episode 03: “Wakey-Wakey, Los Angeles!” is coming January 15, 2026.   Zombie Office Series  is a workplace comedy of horror, starring Jimothy Dyck – a somewhat misguided dreamer determined to make it big despite his lack of talent.   Stay tuned to

Jimothy Dyck’s Poopy-Pants are pre-pooped underwear. Each pair of pre-pooped Poopy-Pants comes with a unique, hand-painted artwork applied to the inside crotch area. These 100% cotton, men’s medium, tag-free, white briefs are brand new, unworn, machine-washable, and pre-pooped for your convenience. "Thankfully they're not scratch and sniff!" Sean Knight, Reviews with Sean Poopy-Pants is a gag gift for that weirdo in your life who's into this sort of crap. Get your Poopy-Pants

Stardate (SD): 3088.01.18 Hello people and aliens of these strange worlds – in these times of high strangeness…   Happy New Year!   I dread Christmas every year. Thank goodness it’s over! We’re declaring a prosperous year for everyone living on this ridiculous planet, where everything is trying to kill us, including the sulfuric acid rain.   We enjoyed our holidays, as tiresome as they become. We had the in-laws over – what a bunch of weirdos! Most colonists had places to go

Wakey-wakey, Los Angeles! Jimothy Dyck's morning starts bright and early with his favourite radio morning show hosts on K.L.I.T. 107 FM. Join Jimothy as he prepares for his horrifying commute to the office. Zombie Office Series – Episode 03: “Wakey-Wakey, Los Angeles!” is coming soon. Zombie Office Series is a workplace comedy of horror, starring Jimothy Dyck – a somewhat misguided dreamer determined to make it big despite his lack of talent. Stay tuned to Saxophone Blues, t

The adult entertainment parody “Forrest Hump” by Alan Wiebe is featured in Bare Back Magazine , a premier erotic fiction publication. “This steamy story if filled with saucy sass that is sure to give you the tingles,” said Wiebe. “Thank you to Bare Back Magazine for featuring ‘Forrest Hump’ in the July 2025 issue.” "Forrest Hump" is an adult entertainment parody about a dim-witted man, named Forrest Hump, who bangs his way through the awkward moments of life while inadvertent

Sean reads fan letter from Jimothy Dyck. Jimothy Dyck - a somewhat misguided dreamer determined to make it big despite his lack of talent - sent a fan letter to his favourite TV show, Reviews with Sean with Sean Knight.   Jimothy asks Sean for advice on how to start a band: Jimothy Dyck’s fan letter to Reviews with Sean. “Dear Sean, "My name is Jimothy Dyck and I am in grade 10. I love your TV show Reviews with Sean. I have a fan question. I want to start a band but I don’t

“Jennica,” the third episode of Alan Wiebe’s Zombie Office  series, is featured in the January 2026 issue (#102) of Blood Moon Rising Magazine – the magazine for all things horror. “'Jennica' is sure to make you smile in fright,” said Wiebe. “Thank you to Blood Moon Rising Magazine for sharing this terrifyingly silly tale with horror fans everywhere.” “Jennica” is a workplace comedy of horror-fiction. In this episode, Jimothy Dyck gets home late from work only to find that

Jimothy Dyck lives to survive another day at the office – only to find that his zombified daughter, Jennica, has once again escaped from the basement. “Jennica,” Episode 03 of Zombie Series , starring Jimothy Dyck and Jennica Dyck, is available now. Read “Jennica.”

Overcoming writing constraints is about using your imagination to think outside the box. Use your superpowers to write yourself out of a jam!

Whether it’s an email or a shopping list, your words inspire memories, emotions, and feelings that change the course of history. So go ahead and be the next Ernest Hemingway of office birthday cards. Write the next Great American sticky note. Finish that screenplay you’ve been working on during your lunch break. You’re a writer.

Stardate (SD): 3088.01.04   Hey, friendos!   It’s hot as heck out here – phew !   We don’t see many colonists outside during the summer months. The twin suns of Planet Colonia assault our homeworld with deadly ultraviolet rays that push surface temperatures past 60°C – even on cloudy days such as this. Most colonists shelter underground to escape the extreme heat. I could sure go for an ice-cold piña colada right about now!   The crops are starting to ripen, for which everyon

Jimothy Dyck lives to survive another day at the office – only to find that his zombified daughter, Jennica, has once again escaped from the basement. “Jennica,” Episode 03 of Zombie Series , starring Jimothy Dyck and Jennica Dyck, is coming January, 2026. Check out Zombie Series at www.alanwiebe.com .

​Jimothy Dyck was working overtime at the office – again. His co-worker, Suzi from I.T., has just been bitten by a zombie. The entire office crowds into Jimothy’s cubicle to hear Suzi’s harrowing story. Join Jimothy and his co-workers as they live to survive another day at the office. “Zombie Office (Part 2),” starring Jimothy Dyck, Cheryl Selanne, and Suzi Sleaze, is available now.   Read "Zombie Office (Part 2)"

Stardate (SD): 3087.11.16 Hi-diddly-ho, neighbourinos!   The Steinbach Colony Council of Elders once again voted against human progress by banning retail cannabis in our community. Even though marijuana is legal on Planet Colonia, the elders voted against a motion allowing for licensed retail cannabis storefronts in Steinbach Colony.   “Cannabis was invented by the devil to trick young people into playing heavy metal music,” claimed Mayor Dewalt Penner.   It seems the elders

​Jimothy Dyck works overtime at the office – again. He’s covering for Jerry, who hasn’t been seen since Monday. Suzi from I.T. flirts with Jimothy - and not in a sexy way. Jimothy discovers she's infected with the zombie fever. Join Jimothy and his coworkers as they live to survive another day at the office. “Zombie Office,” starring Jimothy Dyck, Cheryl Selanne, Suzi Sleaze, and @ hernameismswhiskers , the cat, is available now.   Check out “Zombie Office,” Episode 01 of Zom

Jimothy Dyck works overtime at the office – again. He’s covering for Jerry, who hasn’t been seen since Monday. Zombie Series  is a workplace comedy of horror set during the zombie apocalypse. Join Jimothy and his coworkers as they live to survive another day at the office.   Zombie Series  is coming December 9, 2025.   Visit alanwiebe.com .

Stardate (SD): 3087.11.09 Dear Ms. Lonely Heart,   The Mennonite life is hard work – because everything else is a sin! I’m up before the crack of dawn calibrating the comms link, updating the firmware, and regretting my life choices. I spend all day taking care of the children while my husband, Jimothy, watches T.V. all day. He didn’t even notice my new haircut! What am I supposed to even do? It’s like I don’t even exist in this timeline.   We had quite a frost in this timeli

Stardate (SD): 3087.09.21 Friends, relatives, and readers,   The starship Schekjbenjel  took some colonists to do maintenance on our public teleportation system. Our new transit system beamed several colonists to random receivers throughout the planet. One colonist was de-particle-ized in Altoona Colony and partially re-assembled in New New Bothwell. There must be a glitch in the code because it sucks we have to delay BINGO night for a few days.   People are butchering pigs m

Stardate (SD): 3087.08.17 Dearest friends and relatives of Planet Earth,   We mourn the passing of Mrs. Verna Toews. She died SD.07.02 at the ripe old age of 37, after an illness of seven months. She will be missed by all, including Charlie, the parasitic host that infected her.   Verna Toews (née Plett) was born Earth-year September 4, 3047 in Winnipeg, Manitoba, back when “How You Remind Me” by Nickleback  was the Canadian national anthem.   At age 18, Verna met Mr. Melvin