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Jimothy Dyck and the Midnight Freight Train E01: Jimothy Dyck and Midnight Freight Train E02: Jimothy Dyck's Bush E03: Jimothy Dyck's Doughnuts E04: Rail 'n' Jail and the Catch-Out Kid Zombie Office Series E01: Zombie Office (Part 1) E02: Zombie Office (Part 2) E03: Jennica E04: Wakey-Wakey, Los Angeles! E05: Road Rage E06: The Silencer (Part 1) E07: The Silencer (Part 2) Features The Pilot The Werewolf Battle: A D&D-Style Collaborative Writing Game Jimothy Dyck vs. Werewolf

By Alan Wiebe Edited by Jesse Waters-Wolfe E01: Zombie Office Series, "Zombie Office (Part 1)" Content Rating: PG-14 Jimothy Dyck was working overtime – again. This time he was covering for Jerry, who hadn’t been seen since Monday. The birthday card for Linda he had left on Jerry’s desk was still lying there, unsigned. “Where the hell is Jerry?” Jimothy complained to his boss, Cheryl. “He still owes me five dollars for Linda’s gift.” “He never called in,” she said. Cheryl did

E07: Zombie Office Series, "The Silencer (Part 2)" Content Rating: 18+ High, Los Angeles,   I take a little hitty-hit of my weed pen.   It’s 9-5 somewhere.   They call me The Silencer – because I write the deadliest hit-pieces in L.A. If only I could hit a deadline.   God, I hate Wednesdays.   I like to ease into the office on Monday. Call it a day Thursday. Ease into the weekend. You know what I’m saying…   But nooo – not this week.   I’m working overtime because Jerry got

E06: Zombie Office Series, "The Silencer (Part 1)" Content Rating: 18+ Los Angeles – this city…   Something rotten was going down – and I could smell it!   Every crumbum writer in Hollywood had it out for Ms. Purronica Miau, the queen of prime-time television. Purronica’s hit television series, Mystery Cat , starring Bexley Zarakaiza as Detective Rachel “Purronica” Miau, and her crime-solving cat, Kitty Holmes, played by @ hernameismswhiskers , was the envy of every studio in

E05: Zombie Office Series, "Road Rage" Content Rating: 18+ Jimothy Dyck was in the middle of a monologue when he was rudely interrupted.   “Do you ever feel like you’re being gaslit every waking minute of every single day? Obviously… NOT!”   “I recently found out my coping mechanisms aren’t working. Turns out casual alcoholism isn’t a thing.”   “The property management company is jacking up my rent. I cried in the shower for half an hour–”     Jimothy pushed up his dark-rim

Jimothy Dyck vs. Werewolf is a D&D-style collaborative writing game. Rules of Engagement Attack length: 50–100 words per turn or a two-minute writing prompt Winning condition: A six-sided die (D6) determines the winner. The battle resets after a fatal strike Characters: Writers may submit attacks for Jimothy or the werewolf Reference: Read “ Rules of Engagement ” Scene Setup Jimothy Dyck is a high school student He cuts through Banger Hall on his way to class Jimothy ina

The Werewolf Battle is a collaborative creative writing framework that combines turn-based storytelling, chance operations, and escalating constraints to generate narrative momentum. The game operates as a method of speculative fiction that engages writers in conflict, risk, and improvisation by treating formal limitations as a catalyst for creative innovation. This paper outlines the system’s rules of engagement, potential applications, and presents an example battle for de

Wakey-wakey, Los Angeles! Jimothy Dyck's morning starts bright and early with his favourite radio morning show hosts on K.L.I.T. 107 FM. Join Jimothy as he prepares for his horrifying commute to the office.  Zombie Office Series  – Episode 04: “Wakey-Wakey, Los Angeles!” starring Doug Harder, Randy the Boob, and Jimothy Dyck, is available now.    Read “ Wakey-Wakey, Los Angeles! ”

@hernameismswhiskers, the cat. The infamous social media icon @hernameismswhiskers, the cat, returns in “ Zombie Office ,” a workplace comedy of horror-fiction, starring Jimothy Dyck – a somewhat misguided dreamer determined to make it big despite his lack of talent. @hernameismswhiskers first appeared in “ The Pilot ” episode of Saxophone Blues , the “Television Show” for books. In her debut performance, @hernameismswhiskers portrayed Kitty Holmes, the crime-solving cat, opp

Sean Knight from the YouTube TV show Reviews with Sean received a fan letter from his friend Jimothy Dyck. "Can you review my Poopy-Pants ?" Jimothy asked. Jimothy Dyck's Poopy-Pants are pre-pooped underwear. Each pair of pre-pooped Poopy-Pants comes with a unique, hand-painted artwork applied to the inside crotch area. “It’s absurd… and I love it,” Knight said. “You got me, Jimothy!” “These 100% cotton, men’s medium, tag-free white briefs are brand new, unworn, machine-was

Wakey-wakey, Los Angeles! Jimothy Dyck's morning starts bright and early with his favourite radio morning show hosts on K.L.I.T. 107 FM. Join Jimothy as he prepares for his horrifying commute to the office.   Zombie Office Series  – Episode 03: “Wakey-Wakey, Los Angeles!” is coming January 22, 2026.   Zombie Office Series  is a workplace comedy of horror, starring Jimothy Dyck – a somewhat misguided dreamer determined to make it big despite his lack of talent.   Stay tuned to

"Thankfully they're not scratch and sniff!" Sean Knight, Reviews with Sean Jimothy Dyck’s Poopy-Pants are pre-pooped underwear. Each pair of pre-pooped Poopy-Pants comes with a unique, hand-painted artwork applied to the inside crotch area. These 100% cotton, men’s medium, tag-free, white briefs are brand new, unworn, machine-washable, and pre-pooped for your convenience. NO BIOLOGICAL MATERIAL   PAINTED ARTWORK ONLY Poppy-Pants, pre-pooped underwear - because everybody poops

Wakey-wakey, Los Angeles! Jimothy Dyck's morning starts bright and early with his favourite radio morning show hosts on K.L.I.T. 107 FM. Join Jimothy as he prepares for his horrifying commute to the office. Zombie Office Series – Episode 03: “Wakey-Wakey, Los Angeles!” is coming soon. Zombie Office Series is a workplace comedy of horror, starring Jimothy Dyck – a somewhat misguided dreamer determined to make it big despite his lack of talent. Stay tuned to Saxophone Blues, t

The adult entertainment parody “Forrest Hump” by Alan Wiebe is featured in Bare Back Magazine , a premier erotic fiction publication. “This steamy story if filled with saucy sass that is sure to give you the tingles,” said Wiebe. “Thank you to Bare Back Magazine for featuring ‘Forrest Hump’ in the July 2025 issue.” "Forrest Hump" is an adult entertainment parody about a dim-witted man, named Forrest Hump, who bangs his way through the awkward moments of life while inadvertent

Sean reads fan letter from Jimothy Dyck. Jimothy Dyck - a somewhat misguided dreamer determined to make it big despite his lack of talent - sent a fan letter to his favourite TV show, Reviews with Sean with Sean Knight.   Jimothy asks Sean for advice on how to start a band: Jimothy Dyck’s fan letter to Reviews with Sean. “Dear Sean, "My name is Jimothy Dyck and I am in grade 10. I love your TV show Reviews with Sean. I have a fan question. I want to start a band but I don’t

The latest episode of Zombie Office is featured in the January 2026 issue (#102) of Blood Moon Rising Magazine  - the magazine for all things horror. “'Jennica' is sure to make you smile with fright,” said Alan Wiebe. “Thank you to Blood Moon Rising Magazine for sharing this terrifyingly silly story with horror fans everywhere.” In this episode, Jimothy Dyck arrives home late from work only to discover that his zombified daughter, Jennica, has once again escaped from the ba

Jimothy Dyck lives to survive another day at the office – only to find that his zombified daughter, Jennica, has once again escaped from the basement. “Jennica,” Episode 03 of Zombie Series , starring Jimothy Dyck and Jennica Dyck, is available now. Read “Jennica.”

Overcoming writing constraints is about using your imagination to think outside the box. Use your superpowers to write yourself out of a jam!

Whether it’s an email or a shopping list, your words inspire memories, emotions, and feelings that change the course of history. So go ahead and be the next Ernest Hemingway of office birthday cards. Write the next Great American sticky note. Finish that screenplay you’ve been working on during your lunch break. You’re a writer.

Jimothy Dyck lives to survive another day at the office – only to find that his zombified daughter, Jennica, has once again escaped from the basement. “Jennica,” Episode 03 of Zombie Series , starring Jimothy Dyck and Jennica Dyck, is coming January, 2026. Check out Zombie Series at www.alanwiebe.com .