Jimothy Dyck vs. Werewolf

Jimothy Dyck vs. Werewolf is a D&D-style collaborative writing game.

Rules of Engagement

Attack length: 50–100 words per turn or a two-minute writing prompt
Winning condition: A six-sided die (D6) determines the winner. The battle resets after a fatal strike
Characters: Writers may submit attacks for Jimothy or the werewolf
Reference: Read “Rules of Engagement”

Scene Setup

Jimothy Dyck is a high school student
He cuts through Banger Hall on his way to class
Jimothy inadvertently bumps into Benny, a metalhead loitering by the lockers
Jimothy spills his books and papers across the floor
“Hey! Watch where you’re going, Jimothy!” Benny shouts. He gets really mad and transforms into a werewolf
The werewolf is eight feet tall with a five-foot reach from shoulder to claw
Jimothy and the werewolf are transported to a battle arena in the woods
The confrontation unfolds in a clearing under moonlit night

Attack 1: Werewolf Attacks Jimothy – “Werewolf Attack”

Jimothy’s only weapon is a fifteen-foot spear tipped with a razor-sharp silver blade
The spear is lightweight and flexible but difficult to control
Jimothy crouches low, hiding the spear in a tuft of grass
He is cool as a cucumber as the werewolf rushes toward him, snarnling and gnashing his teeth
Jimothy has one chance to impale the werewolf
The werewolf lunges, ready to rip Jimothy's throat out
Jimothy lifts the spear at the last second while the werewolf is mid-air.

Does the werewolf fall upon the silver blade? Roll the die to find out (need 6 for a fatal strike).

Die Roll: 4 → Attack unsuccessful

Attack 2: Jimothy Attacks Werewolf – “Crouching Ninja, Hidden Werewolf”

The battle intensifies
Jimothy fends off the werewolf with the spear, performing acrobatic ninja moves like in the movie Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
The spear is powerful at a distance but ineffective in close combat
Jimothy attempts a fatal whipping strike

Does the fatal whipping strike kill the werewolf? Roll the die to find out (need 5 or higher).

Die Roll: 1 → Attack unsuccessful

Attack 3: Werewolf Attacks Jimothy – “Kill ’Em with Kindness”

The werewolf closes in
Jimothy is cornered, exhausted, and defenceless
The werewolf bakes Jimothy a poison berry pie. It smells oh so yummy. The werewolf pours Jimothy a glass of milk and serves him a nice piece of poison berry pie
Jimothy licks his lips and takes a huge bite of the poison berry pie - the secret ingredient is... poison!

Does Jimothy die from the poison berry pie? Roll the die to find out (need 4 or higher).

Die Roll: 2 → Attack unsuccessful

Attack 4: Jimothy Attacks Werewolf – “Stink Cloud!”

The poison berry pie was soo good Jimothy scarfed it down in one bite. Mmm!
His tum-tum starts to rumble. Jimothy doesn't feel so good
Jimothy yanks his underwear down, aims his butt at the werewolf, and lets out the biggest fart ever
The fart cloud is so stinky the werewolf barfs his guts out

Does the werewolf die from Jimothy's stinky fart cloud?Roll the die to find out (need 3 or higher).

Die Roll: 6 → Attack successful

Jimothy wins the werewolf battle!

Resolution

Jimothy and Benny are transported back to school
"Sorry, man!" Jimothy is super embarrassed about bumping into Benny
Benny pauses, watching Jimothy scramble to pick up his stuff. He feels kind of bad for being so hard on Jimothy. Maybe he's having a bad day, Benny thinks
"Are you okay?" Benny asks, handing Jimothy his notebook
"That was awesome!" Jimothy replied with a huge grin