Zombie Office Series

E08: Zombie Office Series - "The Day the Zombies Came - Part 1: Ascension Day" Content Rating: PG-14 Jimothy Dyck’s wife got caught up in the rapture – vanished dry. It happened on a Tuesday. They were making breakfast. Jimothy squirted ketchup all over his scrambled eggs. “That’s disgusting.” Maria rolled her eyes. Then – poof – she was gone. “Maria?” Jimothy blinked. He looked down. Her clothes lay crumpled on the kitchen floor. “Mmm…” Jimothy moa

By Alan Wiebe Edited by Jesse Waters-Wolfe E01: Zombie Office Series, "Zombie Office (Part 1)" Content Rating: PG-14 Jimothy Dyck was working overtime – again. This time he was covering for Jerry, who hadn’t been seen since Monday. The birthday card for Linda he had left on Jerry’s desk was still lying there, unsigned. “Where the hell is Jerry?” Jimothy complained to his boss, Cheryl. “He still owes me five dollars for Linda’s gift.” “He never called in,” she said. Cheryl did

E07: Zombie Office Series, "The Silencer (Part 2)" Content Rating: 18+ High, Los Angeles, I take a little hitty-hit of my weed pen. It’s 9-5 somewhere. They call me The Silencer – because I write the deadliest hit-pieces in L.A. If only I could hit a deadline. God, I hate Wednesdays. I like to ease into the office on Monday. Call it a day Thursday. Ease into the weekend. You know what I’m saying… But nooo – not this week. I’m working overtime because Jerry got h

E06: Zombie Office Series, "The Silencer (Part 1)" Content Rating: 18+ Los Angeles – this city… Something rotten was going down – and I could smell it! Every crumbum writer in Hollywood had it out for Ms. Purronica Miau, the queen of prime-time television. Purronica’s hit television series, Mystery Cat, starring Bexley Zarakaiza as Detective Rachel “Purronica” Miau, and her crime-solving cat, Kitty Holmes, played by @hernameismswhiskers, was the envy of every studio in Ti

E05: Zombie Office Series, "Road Rage" Content Rating: 18+ Jimothy Dyck was in the middle of a monologue when he was rudely interrupted. “Do you ever feel like you’re being gaslit every waking minute of every single day? Obviously… NOT!” “I recently found out my coping mechanisms aren’t working. Turns out casual alcoholism isn’t a thing.” “The property management company is jacking up my rent. I cried in the shower for half an hour–” Jimothy pushed up his dark-rim

E04: Zombie Office Series, "Wakey-Wakey, Los Angeles!" Content Rating: PG-14 “Wakey-wakey, Los Angeles,” a radio morning show host transmits live over the airwaves of an electric neon sunrise. “It’s going to be another sizzler today, Randy!” “That’s right, Doug,” co-host Randy the Boob gives a weather update. “Temperatures are set to soar into triple digits with a high of 115 – phew! ” He lets out an exasperated sigh. “This heat wave’s here all week. Stay cool out there, pe

E03: Zombie Office Series, "Jennica" E03: Zombie Office Series, "Jennica" Content Rating: PG-14 Jimothy Dyck lived to survive another day at the office. It was late by the time he finally got home. The only working streetlight on Harmony Lane flickered sadly at Jimothy as he pulled up in front of his house. He parked his 1997 faded brown Ford Taurus in the driveway and let out a sigh. When he got to the front door, Jimothy stopped to loosen his tie and take a deep breath.

E02: Zombie Office Series, "Zombie Office (Part 2)" Content Rating: PG-14 Jimothy Dyck got to work early that morning. He stepped into the elevator. “Smooth Jazz” played softly over the speaker. Jimothy pressed the button to go up, humming along to the beat. “This is the most perfect elevator ride,” Jimothy thought as he closed his eyes and went to his happy place – where the zombies couldn’t get him. Ding! The elevator stopped. Jimothy opened his eyes. The entire off

E01: Zombie Office Series, "Zombie Office (Part 1)" Content Rating: PG-14 Jimothy Dyck was working overtime at the office – again. He was covering for Jerry, who hadn’t been seen since Monday. The birthday card for Linda he left on Jerry’s desk was still lying there, unsigned. “Where the hell is Jerry?” Jimothy complained to his boss, Cheryl. “He still owes me five dollars for Linda’s gift.” “He never called in,” Cheryl replied without looking up from her computer. “H