Zombie Office

Zombie Office Series, Episode 10: "Flesh Feast" Content Rating 18+ The "Television Show" for Books presents: "Flesh Feast" Jimothy Dyck was working overtime at the office, again – because his co-worker, Jerry, most definitely got his face eaten off by zombies. “Thank God it’s Friday!” Jimothy exclaimed as he poured himself a cup of coffee in the break room. “Doing anything neat this weekend?” “Taking the kid to Thunderdome,” Ted from Accounting replied. “Geez! How much

Zombie Office Series, Episode 9: "The Day the Zombies Came - Memento Mori (Part 2)" Content Rating: PG-14 The "Television Show" for Books presents: "Memento Mori (Part 2)" Behold. A pale horse. He that sat upon it was the Son of Man – and death followed with Him. I, Jimothy Dyck, bore witness to the Second Coming. Thy kingdom came in this year of our Lord. My wife, Maria, got caught up in the rapture. I was left behind. Maybe if I wasn’t such a bastard – I’d be

Zombie Office Series, Episode 8: "The Day the Zombies Came - Ascension Day (Part 1)" Content Rating: PG-14 The "Television Show" for Books presents: "Ascension Day (Part 1)" Jimothy Dyck’s wife got caught up in the rapture – vanished dry. It happened on a Tuesday. They were making breakfast. Jimothy squirted ketchup all over his scrambled eggs. “That’s disgusting.” Maria rolled her eyes. Then – poof – she was gone. “Maria?” Jimothy blinked. He looked down

By Alan Wiebe Edited by Jesse Waters-Wolfe E01: Zombie Office Series, "Zombie Office (Part 1)" Content Rating: PG-14 Jimothy Dyck was working overtime – again. This time he was covering for Jerry, who hadn’t been seen since Monday. The birthday card for Linda he had left on Jerry’s desk was still lying there, unsigned. “Where the hell is Jerry?” Jimothy complained to his boss, Cheryl. “He still owes me five dollars for Linda’s gift.” “He never called in,” she said. Cheryl did

Zombie Office Series, Episode 7: "The Silencer (Part 2)" Content Rating: 18+ The "Television Show" for Books presents: "The Silencer (Part 2)" High, Los Angeles, I take a little hitty-hit of my weed pen. It’s 9-5 somewhere. They call me The Silencer – because I write the deadliest hit-pieces in L.A. If only I could hit a deadline. God, I hate Wednesdays. I like to ease into the office on Monday. Call it a day Thursday. Ease into the weekend. You know what I’m saying

Zombie Office Series, Episode 6: "The Silencer (Part 1)" Content Rating: 18+ The "Television Show" for Books presents: "The Silencer (Part 1)" Los Angeles – this city… Something rotten was going down – and I could smell it! Every crumbum writer in Hollywood had it out for Ms. Purronica Miau, the queen of prime-time television. Purronica’s hit television series, Mystery Cat, starring Bexley Zarakaiza as Detective Rachel “Purronica” Miau, and her crime-solving cat, Kitty Ho

Zombie Office Series, Episode 5: "Road Rage" Content Rating: 18+ The "Television Show" for Books presents: "Road Rage" Jimothy Dyck was in the middle of a monologue when he was rudely interrupted. “Do you ever feel like you’re being gaslit every waking minute of every single day? Obviously… NOT!” “I recently found out my coping mechanisms aren’t working. Turns out casual alcoholism isn’t a thing.” “The property management company is jacking up my rent. I cried in the

Zombie Office Series, Episode 4: "Wakey-Wakey, Los Angeles!" Content Rating: PG-14 The "Television Show" for Books presents: "Wakey-Wakey, Los Angeles!" “Wakey-wakey, Los Angeles,” a radio morning show host broadcasts live over the airwaves of an electric neon sunrise. “It’s going to be another sizzler today, Randy!” “That’s right, Doug.” Co-host Randy the Boob gives a weather update. “Temperatures are set to soar into triple digits with a high of 115 – phew!” He lets out

Zombie Office Series, Episode 3: "Jennica" Content Rating: PG-14 The "Television Show" for Books presents: "Jennica" Jimothy Dyck lived to survive another day at the office. It was late by the time he finally got home. The only working streetlight on Harmony Lane flickered sadly at Jimothy as he pulled up in front of his house. He parked his faded brown 1997 Ford Taurus in the driveway and let out a sigh. When he got to the front door, Jimothy stopped to loosen his tie and

Zombie Office Series, Episode 2: "Zombie Office (Part 2)" Content Rating: PG-14 The "Television Show" for Books presents: "Zombie Office (Part 2)" Jimothy Dyck got to work early that morning. He stepped into the elevator. “Smooth Jazz” played softly over the speaker. Jimothy pressed the button to go up, humming along to the beat. This is the most perfect elevator ride, Jimothy thought as he closed his eyes and went to his happy place – where the zombies couldn’t get him

Zombie Office Series, Episode 1: "Zombie Office (Part 1)" Content Rating: PG-14 The "Television Show" for Books presents: "Zombie Office (Part 1)" Jimothy Dyck was working overtime at the office – again. He was covering for Jerry, who hadn’t been seen since Monday. The birthday card for Linda that Jimothy left on Jerry’s desk was still lying there, unsigned. “Where the hell is Jerry?” Jimothy complained to his boss, Cheryl. “He still owes me five dollars for Linda’s gift.”