Zombie Office Series

Content Rating: PG-14 “Wakey-wakey, Los Angeles,” a radio morning show host transmits live over the airwaves of an electric neon sunrise. “It’s going to be another sizzler today, Randy!”   “That’s right, Doug,” co-host Randy the Boob gives a weather update. “Temperatures are set to soar into triple digits with a high of 115 – phew! ” He lets out an exasperated sigh. “This heat wave’s here all week. Stay cool out there, people!”   Doug Harder leans into his microphone. “You’re

Content Rating: PG-14 Jimothy Dyck lived to survive another day at the office. It was late by the time he finally got home.   The only working streetlight on Harmony Lane flickered sadly at Jimothy as he pulled up in front of his house. He parked his 1997 faded brown Ford Taurus in the driveway and let out a sigh. When he got to the front door, Jimothy stopped to loosen his tie and take a deep breath.   “Honey, I’m home!” Jimothy opened the door and called to his wife, Maria.

Content Rating: PG-14 Jimothy Dyck got to work early that morning. He stepped into the elevator. “Smooth Jazz” played softly over the speaker. Jimothy pressed the button to go up, humming along to the beat.   “This is the most perfect elevator ride,” Jimothy thought as he closed his eyes and went to his happy place – where the zombies couldn’t get him.   Ding!   The elevator stopped.   Jimothy opened his eyes. The entire office was crowded in his cubicle.   Suzi from I.T. had

Content Rating: PG-14 Jimothy Dyck was working overtime at the office – again. He was covering for Jerry, who hadn’t been seen since Monday. The birthday card for Linda he left on Jerry’s desk was still lying there, unsigned.   “Where the hell is Jerry?” Jimothy complained to his boss, Cheryl. “He still owes me five dollars for Linda’s gift.”   “He never called in,” Cheryl replied without looking up from her computer.     “He’s probably dead,” Jimothy concluded. “Got his face