News from Planet Colonia

Stardate (SD): 3087.06.29 Hello, everyone. I’ll spend another evening with you. Perhaps you’ll find some value in this update.   I’d like to thank Sauron Letkeman for the message. Letkemen wrote, “Long-time listener, first-time caller - your broadcasts prompted me to reach out. I’m a huge fan!” I certainly wish they would prompt my former schoolmates and friends to follow my blog, News from Planet Colonia !   We’re glad to receive letters from Earth, no matter who sends them.

Stardate (SD): 3087.06.01 Greetings, Earthlings. I’ve got more news from Planet Colonia.   Mr. Jackov Siemens shot a space werewolf on the evening of SD.05.06. Two more were spotted but managed to escape. This humanoid wolf-beast again caught a cow for its luscious meal. If only they would eat the whole cow, it wouldn’t cost so many – but they only devour what they like: the liver, heart, and blood, leaving the rest for someone else to clean up. Then they catch another. We se

Stardate (SD): 3087.03.29 We barely made it through the rainy season. The cargo ships that supply our colony came back yesterday. They were stuck for weeks in our capital city, New Colonia – the sulfuric acid rain makes travel impossible on Planet Colonia. Consequently, the captain and crew had to spend Easter away from home. When the ships return, everyone rushes to grab their packages from Earth. But so many packages seem to get lost in the wormhole that many go back empty